Two stars are not many, but if we talk about forks... our returning guests decided we deserve five! The hotel is small and it offers nice rooms with modern furniture and private bathroom. Only two floors to climb... A lift? There isn't one in order to give you the opportunity of moving about some, which is good for your health. Plus we have rooms on the mezzanine, just in case. Direct telephone? Every European family owns at least a cellular phone, who needs a phone on the nightstand? A television set in your bedroom? We swallow TV show after TV show year round: for one or two weeks we give you the possibility of detoxify your system of this abuse and if you really cannot do without The Bold and the Beautiful there is still a TV room. A night porter? A maître de salle? A receptionist? All of them are named Michele, like my husband, who plays all their roles (guys, it's a two star hotel!) A chef? An interpreter? An entertainer? All of them are named Lella, like me, which means I am all of them (guys, we still have two stars...)